Fellow Michigander,

If you’re thinking about heading to Hash Bash in Ann Arbor next month, you’ll want to read up on the latest news before you go. Because the annual high noon protest is still happening. But without the adjacent street fair, this year’s event will look a bit different. 

Find all the details in this week’s top story. 

And keep scrolling. I’ve also got some news to share about sliding sales numbers, tax headaches, spit tests, and the most aggressive first-time dispensary discount I’ve ever seen.

Light one up and let’s get into it. 

For 55 years, thousands of Michiganders have gathered at high noon on the University of Michigan Diag to openly smoke weed in one giant act of civil disobedience.

This year, Hash Bash is back on April 4. But the vendor-packed Monroe Street Fair won’t be part of the scene. This week’s top story is all about what that means, what’s legal, and what first-timers should know before they make the annual stoner pilgrimage into Ann Arbor.

SALES PLUNGE: Michigan’s legal weed market took a sharp hit in January, with monthly sales dropping 16% to roughly $227 million. That marks one of the steepest month-to-month declines since voters legalized recreational marijuana in 2018, reports Crain’s Detroit Business.

TAX TROUBLE: Michigan’s new 24% wholesale cannabis tax is already rattling small operators who say the rollout has been confusing and the math unforgiving, reports the Morning Sun. With thinner profit margins, rising competition, and big multi-state chains able to stockpile inventory ahead of the tax, smaller mom-and-pop dispensaries warn this year could be a bloodbath.

THE NAUGHTY LIST: Several Michigan cannabis companies are reportedly facing thousands of dollars in fines for breaking state regulatory rules. Among those cited: Green Zone Michigan in Walled Lake, which was dinged for missing surveillance footage at its grow facility. Detour in Hazel Park was also fined for making unauthorized product transfers and mislabeling packages.

BILLBOARD BLUES: In a letter to the Detroit Free Press, a Royal Oak reader said he was “embarrassed and mortified” to cross back into Michigan on I-75 and be greeted by miles of cannabis industry billboards. He called the ads “insanely insulting” and urged lawmakers to rein in what he sees as a first impression that paints the state as a “haven for getting high.”

BLACK MARKET BUST: Michigan State Police say they dismantled a huge, multi-million-dollar illegal grow operation in metro Detroit—reportedly seizing more than 11,000 marijuana plants, 41 pounds of processed flower, eight firearms, high-end jewelry, and $146,000 in cash.

PLAYING WITH FIRE: A new study shows teenagers who use cannabis are significantly more likely to be diagnosed with bipolar disorder, psychotic disorders, anxiety, and depression later in life. Researchers told NPR the findings challenge the idea that weed is harmless for developing brains—especially as legalization expands and teen perceptions of risk continue to fall.

SPIT TESTS: Some Michigan lawmakers are still pushing to let cops use roadside saliva tests to screen drivers for drugs—including THC—similar to a breathalyzer for alcohol, WCMU reports. But the issue is complicated because science shows THC can linger in the body long after impairment fades, meaning the tests could sweep up drivers who aren’t actually high. 

Most of us have heard it before: Vaping is safer than smoking.

But is it really?

This week, Dr. Evan Litinas is tackling one of the most common questions in modern cannabis culture—whether vaporizing weed is actually better for your lungs than lighting up a joint.

If you inhale your cannabis, his latest column is worth a read.

I’ve been quietly adjusting my stash strategy lately.

Glacier Cannabis just rolled out something called Blizzard Buckets, which are full-ounce jars of their small “popcorn” buds. And the math immediately caught my attention. I usually drop about $60 for a half-ounce of Glacier’s top-shelf flower. Now? I’m paying $85 for a full ounce.

Yes, they’re smaller buds. Yes, they’re a little drier. That’s the tradeoff with popcorn nugs; they don’t win beauty contests. But Glacier grows some of the most flavorful weed in the state inside a converted horse barn near Ann Arbor. And even the smalls still carry that terp-heavy punch.

Am I sacrificing a little aesthetics for quantity? Sure. But in a year when margins are tight and prices are starting to get twitchy, Blizzard Buckets feel like a quiet little loophole for those of us who care more about what’s inside the grinder than what looks pretty inside the jar.

If you’re hunting for the best first-time customer deal in Michigan, this might be it.

The Cake House is still offering 42% off for first-time customers—and yes, I called to confirm because that discount feels borderline irresponsible in 2026. But it’s real. And it’s still active even with the state’s new 24% wholesale tax squeezing dispensaries like never before.

Even better? It’s not a one-and-done situation. 

The Cake House has five independently owned Michigan locations—Battle Creek, Lansing, Pleasant Ridge, Ann Arbor, and Detroit—and you can claim the 42% discount once at each one.

So yes, you could absolutely grab a friend and turn this into a multi-city Michigan weed crawl. I call it financially responsible field research.

If you grew up anywhere near Livonia, you know Bates.

I’ve been eating these greasy, onion-steamed burgers since I was a toddler—and yes, I’m saying it: They’re the best sliders in Michigan. If you disagree, meet me in the parking lot.

In my hand this week: Pink Zugar from Michigrown, a cross of Pink Pellegrino x Zuchi. It’s a sweet and sugary strain with a balanced, long-lasting high. Michigrown has become one of my favorite flower brands in recent months, especially when House of Dank has it priced right.

That very large sign on the wall warns that eating burgers in your car is a violation of city ordinance. So no, I did not smoke in the parking lot; I grabbed my bag and kept it moving. 

Still, it made for one of the best post-burger desserts I’ve ever had.

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Stay safe out there ‘Ganders. Recreational cannabis is only for use by individuals 21 years of age or older. Keep out of reach of children. It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle under the influence of marijuana. Contact the National Poison Control Center at 1-800-222-1222.