15 weed strains that prove Michigan growers have the weirdest sense of humor in America

The art of naming weed has gone from creative to completely unhinged—and nowhere proves it better than Michigan.

MICHIGAN—Weed names have officially gone off the deep end.

Once upon a time, cannabis strains were named after local cities, certain genetic traits, or their effects. Today? You can walk into just about any Michigan dispensary and choose between Bubble Bath, Purple Panties, or something called Fire as F#ck. It’s part comedy, part marketing experiment, and proof that Michigan’s cannabis industry has one twisted sense of humor.

Let’s take a tour through 15 of the strangest, funniest, and downright filthiest strain names that are shaping Michigan’s weed culture—and available at Michigan dispensaries right now:

Unicorn Poop & Cheetah Piss

Let’s just get the weirdest ones out of the way first. 

Unicorn Poop—and its latest successor from Glo Farms, 2 Unicorns 1 Poop—are the kind of strain names you only come up with after a truly heroic sized dab. And I’m guessing that’s how this cross between GMO Cookies and Sophisticated Lady came to be. It’s known for having a funky, citrusy, and sugary punch that’s somehow both magical and disgusting at the same time.

Then, there’s Cheetah Piss—an homage to the old-school Cat Piss strain that’s known for its distinctly sour and skunky profile, with clear hints of ammonia, just like you might expect. It’s a cross between Lemonade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97. And the flavor isn’t for everyone. But for folks who like their weed unapologetically stinky, it’s worth trying at least once. 

Secret Formula

This one’s not just a SpongeBob Squarepants reference. It’s a legitimate heavy hitter strain that’ll leave you feeling like you just clocked out of a double shift at the Krusty Krab. 

And while it’s called Secret Formula, Pro Gro (the cultivation arm of Pure Options) went ahead and listed the whole recipe right on their website. It’s a mix of White Fire 43 and Do-Si-Dos, known for its heavy diesel, pine, and earthy notes, with a sweet, peppery-citrus finish.

The resulting high? Pure stress relief that could even make Squidward crack a smile. 

Kaleidoscope Eyes

No, this one’s not named after the vision disorder; it’s a straight-up Beatles reference and it absolutely delivers on the psychedelic promise. Kaleidoscope Eyes comes exclusively from Fractal Cannabis, bred from Winterberry and Cajun Moon to create an indica hybrid that smells a bit like a mechanic’s garage crossed with an incense shop. The top terpenes—caryophyllene, linalool, and humulene—help fuel its gassy, earthy profile and heavy OG-style funk. And the high reportedly hits low and slow, melting stress until you’re basically one with the couch.

Fire as F#ck and F#ck Around and Find Out

You’ve got to respect a company confident enough to name their flower Fire As F#ck—and then actually back it up. Society C blends Jet Fuel Gelato with Gelato 45 for a hybrid that smells like someone lit a fruit stand on fire. This strain is known for its spicy-sweet funk and a euphoric, giggly high that hits fast but never overwhelms. It’s not a gimmick; it’s just truth in advertising.

As for F#ck Around and Find Out, it seems nobody really knows what this Glo Farms strain is—and honestly, that feels appropriate for this one. Some say it’s an indica, some swear it’s a sativa. It might be a cross between Alien Gorilla Glue and Trainwreck. It might be something else. I guess there’s only one way to know for sure—so well… you know what to do. 

Stanky Leg

Remember the dance craze from 2008? This indica-leaning strain, which was made popular in Michigan by Redemption Cannabis, brings all that energy back—just a bit slower and smellier.

It’s a mix of GMO and Garlic Breath. And it’s a funky sort of strain with a clear garlic flavor profile that explains the name. A joint or two also brings on a heavy body high that’s perfect for loosening up and seeing if you still have the same dance moves you had in high school.

The Soap & Bubble Bath

Michigan’s cleanest-sounding strains both come with filthy highs. 

The Soap—a cross of Animal Mints and Kush Mints—is bright, minty, and just weird enough to make you want to reorganize your spice cabinet at 2 a.m. Society C grows a great version of this sativa-leaning strain, with clear notes of sour citrus, woody pine, and a hint of spicy sharp cheese. It’s also known for a tingly body high that feels a bit more like caffeine than cannabis. 

Then, there’s Bubble Bath, an indica hybrid born from The Soap and Project 4516 that’s heavier, muskier, and made for the kind of nights where you forget what you’re watching during the commercial break. Redemption Cannabis also grows a knockout version of this particular strain.

Meat Breath

It takes a special kind of confidence to name your weed Meat Breath.

This strain crosses Meatloaf with the legendary Mendo Breath, creating a flower that looks dense and frosty, with an aroma that’s equal parts earth and fuel. Six Labs grows a standout Michigan version of this strain with thick trichomes, deep purple buds, and a diesel-heavy funk.

The high is a classic indica with heavy, grounding effects that are perfect for melting into the couch while you contemplate why anyone ever thought this strain name sounded appetizing.

Alien Juice

Rare Michigan Genetics calls this one Alien Juice, but it’s less of an abduction and more of a warm landing. A cross of Purple Punch 2.0 and MAC, this strain has a heavy indica lean—and it’s even heavier on the THC, with a terpene profile that smells like a bakery on another planet.

The sweet, doughy, and buttery aroma hits first, followed by a strong body high that’s great for winding down at the end of a long day and settling into conspiracy forums on Reddit. 

Fight Club

We’re not supposed to talk about it, but let’s break the first rule. 

Fight Club reportedly packs a one-two punch of The Soap and Velvet Runtz (or Bubble Bath and Scooby Snacks, depending on who you ask). The flavor is known for being sweet, citrusy, and woody—with a high that’s somehow relaxing, giggly, and euphoric all at the same time. 

Just don’t start any fights with yourself in the parking lot. You’ll lose. And someone will film it.

Purple Panties, Sex Tape, & Threesome

The award for “Most Likely to Make You Blush at the Counter” goes to Doghouse Farms. 

Purple Panties is a cross between Purple Octane and Pink Lady and is known for its sweet concord grape flavor with a hint of fuel. Sex Tape is a cross between Jealousy and Pink Lady, offering a sweeter flavor with citrus notes and creamy undertones. And Threesome—their latest strain—is so new to Michigan dispensaries that it hasn’t even made it to their webpage. 

They’re all as outrageous as they sound, and they’re all proudly grown right here in Michigan.

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