Love, lust, and THC: 6 Michigan cannabis products to elevate Valentine’s Day

Looking to shake things up for Valentine’s Day? Forget the same old chocolates and overpriced dinners—this year, it’s all about Michigan-made cannabis products.

MICHIGAN—Let’s be real—Valentine’s Day can be a little meh if you’re stuck with the same tired routine. I mean: Do you or your partner really need another overpriced prix fixe dinner? A dozen wilted roses? A heart-shaped box of chocolates? A generic card from CVS?

Consider skipping the cliché and leveling up your love life with something that actually sparks joy: cannabis. Whether you’re looking to enhance intimacy, bask in some self-care, or just make the day a little extra special, these Michigan-made weed products should help set the mood.

THC Sex Hunny — Bossy by Motor City Cannabites

Sex Hunny is a honey-based syrup from Bossy—a Motor City Cannabites brand—that’s infused with all-natural herbs designed to enhance libido for both men and women, promote arousal and overall sexual wellness, and add a little bit of sweetness between the sheets. 

Bossy products are available at many dispensaries. I found Sex Hunny on sale this week at House of Dank in Grand Rapids for $12 and Homegrown Cannabis Co. in Lansing for $8.

Vanilla Lust Medicated Body Rub — Chill Medicated

Looking for something that supports both relaxation and stress relief? Vanilla Lust Body Rub from Chill Medicated promises to deliver all that and more with 2000 mg of CBD that aims to provide immediate relief from post-workout muscle strains, soreness, and general discomfort.

Infused with essential oils like myrrh, helichrysum, and frankincense, this rub is perfect for easing tension and adding a little luxury to your post-Valentine’s Day wind-down. And because this product is THC-free, you can order it online directly from Chill Medicated for $40.

Pro Tip: Michigan Organic Rub also makes a wide variety of medicated lotions and creams that have gained a loyal following among Michigan stoners, including MichiGanja Report readers.

Highly Casual Seltzer — Highly Casual

Highly Casual calls itself “Michigan’s best tasting cannabis THC seltzer beverage,” and I’m inclined to agree. I could easily knock down a four-pack of these bad boys in one evening.

With flavors like strawberry watermelon, lemon lime, blueberry pineapple, and my personal favorite—honeycrisp apple (made with real Michigan apples)—this beverage is a refreshing and light alternative to alcohol that could help you and your partner dodge a hangover on Saturday.

Find four-packs at dispensaries statewide—like Pleasantrees—for about $15.

Chocolates and Roses

Some traditions are worth keeping. And no Valentine’s Day is complete without chocolate. But that doesn’t mean you need to buy the same, boring, heart-shaped box at Meijer or Kroger. 

This year, consider upgrading to a much more satisfying, THC-infused alternative—with a collection of chocolates and caramels from Dream, peanut butter cups from Detroit Edibles, chocolate-covered goodies from Kiva Confections, and other sweet creations from Mojo.

Pro Tip: Complete the modern stoner package with a half-dozen Roses—tiny, infused joints from Pure Leaf Brands that are the perfect prelude to scarfing down a whole box of chocolate.

Cannabis-Infused Bath Bombs — Vlasic Labs

Nothing says self-care quite like a long, hot soak. 

These lavender-infused bath bombs from Vlasic Labs are loaded with 100mg of CBN and CBD to help melt away stress and prepare you for the ultimate night of Valentine’s Day relaxation.

Several dispensaries—like Cloud Cannabis and Timber Cannabis—have these bath bombs stocked in a variety of scents for $20 each. You can also order them online directly from Vlasic.

Love Chocolates and Gummies — Northern Lights FX

Fresh flowers can be romantic, but this sweet treat gets right down to business. 

Northern Lights FX’s “Love” line—which includes both chocolates and gummies—is formulated with a heavy dose of THC, along with an herbal blend of muira puama and ashwagandha, which are known for their aphrodisiacal ability to enhance arousal and heighten intimate sensations.

Michiganders can find Northern Lights FX products for about $10 a piece at several Michigan dispensaries—including at Nature’s Releaf in Grand Rapids and The Refinery in Kalamazoo. 

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